Updated script

1.
1 EXT. Street. DAY 1
Monty is walking down a road and notices a flyer on the floor. In Monty's mind it has details for a party on it but when the camera zooms in on the piece of paper it is blank.

Monty looks up. Then the camera chops through scenes showing Monty getting ready for his party.
TITLE: Herds

2 INT.PORCH.

Knock on door.
Monty attempt's to look through letterbox when door suddenly opens.

AGNEW opens the door, Monty slips past him

MONTY
Err....Yes err It's a bit quiet though better be early than be late thats what I say

Monty walks over to the sofa and takes a seat clutching a bag on his lap.

AGNEW
Hello?

Agnew sit's down opposite.

MONTY
No reason we can't crack these open though is there?

Monty takes two bottles from the bag and a bottle opener. opens one and passes it too Agnew.
He drops one of the bottles onto Agnews lap soaking him. Monty then starts timidly patting agnews lap with the end of his jumper.

AGNEW

what are you doing? who are you?

MONTY

ah, kitchen roll thats more like it

Monty walks over to the kitchen and wraps a few pieces of kicthen roll round his hand.
And proceeds to pat Agnews lap.

AGNEW

Ill do it!

3
INT. KITCHEN. NIGHT 2
Monty takes a swig from his beer bottle.

MONTY
I better eat something. Must not reach my peek to early.

AGNEW
Who told you there was a party?

MONTY
white bread?

Monty grimaces.
he then walks to the fridge and opens a pack of ham and starts to eat the slices.

Agnew stares in disbelief.

MONTY
mmm

AGNEW
is this a joke?

MONTY
i thought this was a party, you dont seem to be very happy

AGNEW
Do we even know each other?

Agnew begins to show anger in his voice

Monty puts down the ham, wipes his mouth with his hand and trys to shake hands

MONTY
Monty

AGNEW
seriously?

Monty picks the ham back up and carrys on eating it.

AGNEW
I think someone's having you on Monty

MONTY
Erm Having me on?

AGNEW
Told you there's a party and sent you this
address

MONTY
i had an invitation

AGNEW
But there isn't a party

MONTY
it said party

AGNEW
there isnt a party and i dont know who you are.

Monty sits and chews.

MONTY
are you sure?

3 EXT. DOORSTEP. NIGHT 3
Agnew holds the door open and Monty exits

4 EXT. STREET. NIGHT 4
Monty turns and stares back at agnew. Agnew shuts the door.

MONTY
thanks, i had a great time, well ill see you later

Monty stares up and down the road

5
EXT. DOORSTEP. NIGHT 5
Monty knocks on the door. an old lady opens it and stares up at him.

MONTY
its err a bit quite here

The END